me: I'm so cute
me 15 mins later: I hate myself

When 5th graders have facebook

fattynunchucks:

cholaorwhoreientmade:

bootycaller:

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shut the heak up kenzie

Who peed in your cheerios this is morning. 

allkillernofiller:

real talk how often are you meant to change your bra

Anonymous said:

My best friend is in a psych hospital, could you write some words for him? He needs them


ericboydblog:

Once mended, wounded birds soar furthest.


me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!
what she says: you can touch my hair if you want
what she means: please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is i will roll over into your lap like a kitten